Cookie Policy

Welcome to The Neat Freak Chronicles! This Cookie Policy explains what cookies are, how we use them, and your choices regarding their use on our site. By using our website, you agree to the use of cookies as described in this policy.


What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website. They help the site remember your preferences, track usage, and provide a better browsing experience. Unfortunately, these cookies won’t pair well with milk.


How We Use Cookies

We use cookies to:

Improve Your Experience: Remember your preferences and make navigating the site easier.

Track Performance: Understand how you interact with our site so we can serve you better (and funnier) content.

Deliver Relevant Ads: Provide personalized advertising, including through affiliate marketing programs.

Analyze Data: Use tools like Google Analytics to gather insights into visitor behavior and improve our content.


Types of Cookies We Use

  1. Essential Cookies: These are necessary for the website to function properly, like remembering your login details or ensuring the page doesn’t collapse into chaos.
  2. Performance Cookies: They help us see what’s working and what’s not by tracking visitor behavior.
  3. Functional Cookies: These remember your preferences, so we don’t have to ask you about them every time you visit.
  4. Advertising Cookies: Used to serve you ads that are actually relevant to your interests. These might include affiliate links that support our work (and keep the jokes coming).

Third-Party Cookies

We also use cookies from trusted third-party services, such as:

Google Analytics: To analyze site traffic and improve our content.

Affiliate Networks: To track purchases made through our links and earn commissions at no extra cost to you.


Your Choices

Not a fan of cookies? No problem—you can:

Disable Cookies: Adjust your browser settings to block cookies. Keep in mind, though, that some features of our site may not work as smoothly.

Clear Cookies: Delete cookies from your browser’s history to reset your preferences.

For more information, consult your browser’s help section or visit www.allaboutcookies.org.


Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time to reflect changes in technology, legislation, or just because we had a lightbulb moment. Any updates will be posted here with the revised date.


Contact Us

Got questions about our Cookie Policy? Contact us at info@theneatfreakchronicle.com, and we’ll get back to you faster than you can say “decluttered pantry.”


Enjoy the site—and the cookies (the digital kind, of course)!